Al-Qaeda Allies throwing in the turban

From politicalhumor.about.com

Groups allied with bad-boy-in-a-beard Osama Bin Laden’s infamous Islamic extremist terror group Al-Qaeda are becoming increasingly sheepish about innocent victims dying for the cause according to the LA Times’s Josh Meyer. Al-Qaeda number two, video news-anchor and chief public relations correspondant, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, responded in a lengthy internet “scroll” detailing Bin Laden’s sincere apology for the inevitable errors that occur as part of the hazards of explosive devices planted in public areas. Feeling the recruitment squeeze from the PR backlash, Zawahiri dodged, claiming to have no idea that innocents were ever among the targets of his organization’s efforts, then moved on to damage-control pledging from henceforth to accept only the high-functioning mentally handicapped as suicide martyr candidates.

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